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22 Responses to “Wednesday’s show - Arties getting his Zzzzzs”

1. jambalaya002 says:
   February 14th, 2007 at 7:32 am

   classic heroin nod. he “fell asleep” in the middle of a conversation with gary! INTERVENTION

2. pleasedontdiefunnyman says:
   February 14th, 2007 at 7:33 am

   uh-oh!

3. Painter says:
   February 14th, 2007 at 9:01 am

   Dude was blasted today on dope. Howard check his eyes. Bet they’re pinned.

4. Bigfatblacklady says:
   February 14th, 2007 at 9:45 am

   Yesterday I basically said that the shows do run long and Arti getting tired towrds the end of the show was somewhat normal. I’m retracting that. Now he’s tired all the time, and it seems that he’s falling asleep daily. WHY? Howard almost strated this argument, but never went anywhere with it.

   I don’t know how many of you remember when Howard FIRST announced the idea of the Howard 100 News, but what I remember is the following: The original intention of the Howard 100 news would be to focus on the main members of the show - what they’re doing after the show, what’s going on in their lives, etc. WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS ORIGINAL PREMISE????!!!!! I only ask this because of the current situation with Artie. Howard asked Artie why he was so tired, and what’s he doing with his day. BUT YET THE HOWARD 100 NEWS IS NOT FOLLOWING HIM!!!! WHY??????!!!!! Of course, there’s the personal line they don’t want to cross, but if any story needs to be followed, it’s this. NOT BIGFOOT.

   Am I right?

5. pleasedontdiefunnyman says:
   February 14th, 2007 at 10:23 am

   I didn’t listen to today’s show yet, but even yesterday, something was up.

   Artie came back late from the break in the middle of Howard talking to Eric from the biggest loser. His SPEECH SOUNDED REALLY OFF several times after that. He started becoming REALLY TALKITY and some of the things he was saying SOUNDED WEIRD. Also during the breast feeling segment someone commented that Artie had REALLY BAD BO.

   Also, with only about 10 minutes left of the news, he claims he HAD TO CRAP SO BAD that he had to get up quickly and use the bathroom. He had to go so bad that HE COULDN’T WAIT 10 MINUTES.

   Does Heroin give you the runs?

6. highplains says:
   February 14th, 2007 at 11:18 am

   No. Heroin makes you constipated. As does Cheese and Meat ( as in a Meatball Parm ). Im not sure about sugar and High Fructose Corn Syrup, but maybe Arties eating would override the Heroin constipation OR more likely suboxutone ( or whatever it is ) is mixed with a laxitive knowing that Opiates make you constipated. Thats too funny when people out of the blue have to take the worst shits.

7. Artiesfoilpack says:
   February 14th, 2007 at 11:32 am

   Old boy was nodding his dick off!!
   Does he think we are fucking stupid?
   That shit he pulled w/ that hoe on the Sybian, that was totally off for him to do.
   He was fuuuuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkedddddddd up.

8. pleasedontdiefunnyman says:
   February 14th, 2007 at 3:25 pm

   Wow, i’m listening to an mp3 of todays show, the segment where Howard is on the phone with Ted Nugent after Artie was napping on the coach.

   He is REALLY SLURING HIS SPEECH. I’ve never slured my speech from being tired.

   Go back and listen to this. When Artie first comes back into the studio he can barely form a sentence.

9. Suboxone_Artie says:
   February 14th, 2007 at 3:44 pm

   Subutex, suboxone, heroin, and/or opitaes make you CRAZY constipated. To the point of not going for days (maybe even a week) on end. So the fact thet he took off to goto the bathroom in the middle of the show and couldn’t wait 10 minutes…maybe he’s popping pills other than opiates (xanax, etc.).

   I’m really starting to think it’s a result of anti-depressants. They make you crazy tired and you stay regular when it comes to shitting.

10. Bigfatblacklady says:
    February 14th, 2007 at 4:13 pm

    Todays show was all about Howard getting engaged, so when he asked Artie about what is going on, there was no time to talk about it.

    The next time I call in, and I call in a lot, I will ask Howard to confront Artie about what the hell is going on, and to dedicate some real time to it instead of brushing it aside.

11. highplains says:
    February 14th, 2007 at 4:59 pm

    OK, so Artie was asleep around 2hr 55min mark ( approx. ). Right after the break with the Soundgarden “Black Hole Sun” song. Robin accused him of snoring during the talk with Bubba right before the break. After he woke up he sounded a little slurred.

12. ottosite22 says:
    February 14th, 2007 at 8:15 pm

    I think Howard needs to shock the balls every time Artster falls asleep!!!!!!!!!

13. Bigfatblacklady says:
    February 14th, 2007 at 8:46 pm

    SITE CREATOR:

    I must commend you on this site. It’s simple and easy to use, and it isn’t overflowing with assholes like SFN. Also, unlike the webmaster at sfn, you don’t accuse new users of being racists and pedophiles (Mutt has a code that automatically does this, and when I called his ass out on it on the air about it, he panicked, I got instantly hung up on and my profile was deleted…kid couldn’t stand the heat). ANYWAY, thanks for offering us fans a great site without the bullshit!

14. Bigfatblacklady says:
    February 14th, 2007 at 8:50 pm

    Did I hear correctly thst they have a bed in the sudio now? I have yet to see it On Demand.

15. thebronxmann says:
    February 15th, 2007 at 7:51 am

    I am sure Artie is on Suboxone and a bipolar and/or antidepressant.
    The bipolar/antidepressant will make him hungrey 24/7 and gain huge amounts of weight.
    Today he is hilarious (thrusday).

16. jambalaya002 says:
    February 15th, 2007 at 8:04 am

    “i have to take a shit” is junky code for “i have to go sit on the pot and snort some heroin and nod out for ten minutes”

17. jambalaya002 says:
    February 15th, 2007 at 8:06 am

    doesn’t artie sound shot out of a cannon today? he’s the exact opposite as yesterday… he’ll be in a pig suit by the end of the show.

18. highplains says:
    February 15th, 2007 at 12:15 pm

    yes, he is very peppy today. its nice

19. pleasedontdiefunnyman says:
    February 15th, 2007 at 12:28 pm

    Completely different person today. But isn’t that a sign in and of itself. Fine one day and not the next. Fine one minute and not the next.

20. toco1 says:
    February 15th, 2007 at 12:39 pm

    Leave Artie alone. He’s great on the show just the way he is.
    EVERYONE LOVES ARTIE!

21. impeterhayes says:
    February 15th, 2007 at 2:34 pm

    I think this site left out a good one on Feb 13th.
    When that crazy life coach/telling men how to cheat lady was on Artie said ” I could really use a life coach now” I found that interesting & a quiet signal for help.What do you guys think?

22. highplains says:
    February 15th, 2007 at 4:18 pm

    thats a good point hayes, plus he brings up herion and/or opiates every chance he gets

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